January 2012
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So 2011 is coming to a close.
tangobullets:
Its been a hell of a year.
At this time, last year, I was in Texas with my girlfriend, and at midnight I cut the top off of a glass bottle… with a sword. This year, however, I’m at home and my friend Sloane and I are baking cookies.
So, here I am. Some of you have been following me since 2010, but most of you started following me in the beginning of 2011, when this “EDM Fandom”...
LADY GAGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????
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bipch:
animejadeharley:
no but seriously what the hell is “i can’t believe it’s not butter” made out of
belief
December 2011
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
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tyronebanks:
i don’t poop because i’m a lady
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i try not to say omg after everything but omg
“1901” - Phoenix
other misconceptions
stripitdown:
you can’t view the great wall of china from the moon.
marie antoinette didn’t say ‘let them eat cake’. it was a saying that jean jacques rousseau attributed to a ‘great princess’ (not antoinette, who was only ten when he made this claim) who said ‘have them eat brioche’.
nero didn’t start the fire in rome, it was probably started by his political enemies who knew it would be...
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jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
